Burrito BisonLaunch a luchador to squish gummy bears in Burrito Bison. Earn cash, buy wacky upgrades, and keep your speed up to escape Candyland in this classic game.
Burrito Bison
Burrito Bison throws you into Candyland with one mission: launch yourself out of a wrestling ring and squish as many fleeing gummy bears as possible. It is a satisfying, momentum-driven launcher game where every bounce keeps your speed up and every run earns you cash to spend on bizarre upgrades.
The loop is fast and addictive. You start with a simple slam and a dream of escaping, but soon you are buying rocket pants, explosive doors, and aerodynamic capes to fly further and faster. Smashing through the candy hordes just feels right, making it perfect for quick sessions between classes.
Controls
- Slam / Use Rocket: Spacebar or Left Mouse Click
- Navigate Menus: Mouse
Tips that actually help
- Don’t waste your slam: Only use your rocket slam when you are losing momentum or about to hit the ground. It is your only way to regain speed when there are no bouncy gummy bears around.
- Prioritize speed upgrades: Upgrading your launch cable and bounciness early pays off more than raw damage, as keeping your speed up is the key to passing the giant doors.
- Hit the special gummies: Look out for bomb gummies, glider gummies, and pogo gummies. Landing on them gives you massive speed boosts that are essential for long runs.
Burrito Bison is a classic flash-era favorite that is easy to pick up and play for anyone who loves upgrading stats and seeing numbers go up.